The Boy dared ignore me to play video games. He is only around to amuse me, not to amuse himself. I peed on his gaming system. This is now mine.
The Boy dared ignore me to read comic books. I peed on his Batman comics box. These are now mine.
This electronic device, called a receiver, invaded my living room. I peed on it. This is now mine.
This is another receiver in the game room. I peed on this too. This is now mine.
This bath mat does nothing but lie down all day long. It is lazy. So I peed on it. This is now mine.