Pretenders, Fall 2007
Team History
Founded in the Summer of 2003, the Pretenders are a scrappy bunch that play soccer emphatically year round, and sometimes wear their uniforms under their everyday clothes like some sort of soccer-supermen. Like an octopus with 8 sticky tentacles, the Pretenders Squad reaches out to ensnare the friends and family members of nearly every player, so memorize the faces well and avoid them at bars the night before a game. And we're mixing metaphors now, which renders the Pretenders core tentacled supermen, which is pretty sweet if you think about it.